Have you ever had that one annoying guy that just wouldn’t back off even after you’ve turned him down repeatedly? Do you still have one now? Have you run out of ideas on how to get him off your back? If you have been looking for smart ways to get a guy off your back, let me announce that you just hit the right spot!
I will be giving you 7 Tested and Trusted ways to get a guy off your back…forever!!!
Below are some tips that would drive him miles and miles away from you.
1. TELL HIM YOUR DADDY IS A SOLDIER
Yes! Do it. Some guys dey fear ehn? Just tell him daddy’s a soldier and he mustn’t catch him because if he does, the kirikiri will recieve a new addition. He will run!
2. TELL HIM YOU ARE FROM EDO STATE!
Buhehehehe… Yes, I just said that. I’m an Edo babe and when I tell guyz, they flee. Yhelz, and the few stone hearted that stay ask to be just friends. Tkikiki… Okay this doesn’t work all the time so don’t come at me with bricks n stones if it doesn’t. Might just be that the guy is stone hearted or truly in love.
3. BE A FREAK!
This one will leave the guy in a state of mumbo jumbo. Do very weird things. Pick his calls only at odd hours, and when you do, tell him you’re in the middle of something and never tell him what it is. Never let him touch your hair, tell him you strongly forbid it. And if by chance, he touches it, FREAK OUT!! And disappear for a few days and when you meet up again tell him never to touch your hair again. E go just quietly run commot through back door.
4. TELL HIM HORRIBLE THINGS THAT HAPPENED TO YOUR PAST BFs
Cook up stories. One died, the other’s currently a vegetable, worefa mehn, just cook ’em up and make ’em sweet. lol
5. ASK HIM FOR MONEY…ALWAYS!
This sounds normal right? Well, try doing it all the time and see the result. He will run! He’ll start with status updates “she only wants me for the money” hehehe, then he’ll do the moon walk all the way back stage.
6. TELL HIM YOU CAN’T COOK AND YOU ARE NOT READY TO LEARN!… (even if we know you really can’t)
See ehn, an average Naija guy wants to be with a babe that can cook and do it well. So, dropping this line on him can make him go away. Far, far far.
7. TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM LIKE A BROTHER!
Hahahaha… this got me laughing right after I typed it. I mean seriously guys, this is an introduction to the zone. The Almighty Friend Zone or worse still ‘The Bro Zone’. Works all the time ladies. I tell ya..
If you are a guy and you are reading this post, I nor know wetin you find reach here but, if a lady does any of these things to you repeatedly, biko just leave her o? Just Negodu while you still have dignity.
I’m mean abi? Sorry, but eh, love is nor by force.
Now don’t go hating on me, my friend, SILICON had a hand in this. Make sure you Join the GLOWVILLE CLUB to get more of these tips from us; raw and straight at you! And if you know other ways to get a guy off your back, please be kind to share with us.
Till next time, keep slaying.